*Side of Milk Carton*

Missing - 80 year old male.  Last seen in a red velure tracksuit with Elvis-style sunglass hanging from a granny chain.  Answers to the name "Al".  Foul play is suspected.

Al Davis was expected to lead the Oakland Raiders draft on Thursday but obviously never showed up because if he had been there Bruce Campbell would clearly have been their first pick.  Indeed, the police suspect his abductors were too clever in trying to cover their tracks by selecting Bruce Campbell but did so far too late to avoid suspicion.  4th Round?  Maybe they would have gotten away with it had they selected Campbell with in the second round but in the 4th round, Campbell might actually turn out to be a good pick as 4th rounder and he was not even the first OT taken by the Raiders.  They showed a little small school acumen in selecting Jared Veldheer.

Interestingly, no one in Oakland has filed a criminal complaint or even a missing person's notice for him.  Oakland citizens are strangely quiet and don't seem willing to look anyone in the eye.  Could they ALL be in on it?